Today

Blog: How was today?

Me: Why do you ask?Why you wana know?

Blog: Cos i am ur blog...

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Blog: How was today?

Me: Phone spoilt (screen cracked) ...Did 200 push-ups as forfeit in basketball...

Blog: Oh...

Today just issn't JJWu's day

HEYHEYHEY!!!

I am here once again, to bring u another post of interesting crap happenings in my life for the past few days...

The game of addiction : Mahjong

True enough, these past few days made me a 赌徒...ah hoot..quite into this interesting game...

SOME evidence to show how addicted into i am in mahjong...

1. Last Saturday, played from 9pm to 9am at AH HOOT Zhenwei's hse

Players: Me, Weisheng, Mingtheong, YangQing, Xuebin, Zhenwei

2. Past Monday, played from evening to 8.59am at Weisheng's hse

Players: Me, Weisheng, Mingtheong, Liang

(YangQing and Kelvin left early at 8plus pm)

3. I just came back from Weisheng's hse, where we played mahjong just now...for 3hrs...

Players: Me, Weisheng, Mingtheong, Xuebin, YangQing, Kelvin

After so many days of mahjong-ing, i came to realise some characteristics traits of my brothers from this game...

1. YangQing

Mahjong tile that represents him:

Words/phrases he uses during the game: ''F**k''

2. Weisheng

Mahjong tile that represents him:

Words/phrases he uses during the game: ''碰, 胡'' (when he can't)

3. Mingtheong

Mahjong tile that represents him:

Words/phrases he uses during the game: ''WAH...FEEDER!!!'' (even if he feeds pple or if someone 自模)

4. Xuebin

Mahjong tile that represents him:

Words/phrases he uses during the game: ''青一色'' (even when he can't)

5. Liang
Mahjong tile that represents him: None(no tiles was as liang as his liang)

Words/phrases he uses during the game: ''胡 'liang' 色'' (when there is no such thing)

6. Zhenwei

Mahjong tile that represents him:

Words/phrases he uses during the game: 赌徒 language

Thats all people~!!

Its going to be a busy days ahead...

Liang~ Chill people~!!

JJWu says bye~!!

What the??

Just now, at wei's hse...

I was watching nba.com in the wei's room

when i turned to the living room,

i saw this...

HUH??

WHAT THE?

Aaaa~ what the...LIANG ah~...?

Actually the two of them are playing nba in xbox...

which until now,

i still don't understand why they wanted to play in that way...

=.=''

After which, we made our way to sakura~!!

Plates after plates...

liang after liang

all of us ate until the food reached ur throats...

yq even went to the toilet to vomit some of the food out..

Can you imagine how much liang food we ate?

When we were abt to leave the place, we saw Yueniang near the Sakura entrance...

So mt and i decided to take photos with her...

Just For Entertainment:

Here's what i took with her at Jurong Lake Park

Here's what i took with her at near Changi Jetty

And here's what i took with her at Hawaii Beach~

Well before i go,

i am helping jacq to ask you guys to go for the...

Event: NP Klavierensemble's concert

Date: 15th March 2009.

Venue: Ngee ann Poly LT6

Price: $6

PS: Jacq will be performing!!

Tickets selling fast! hurry get yours now!

Contact me, or jacq, for the tickets!!

Thanks=)

JJWu says byebye~

hey peeps...


Been some time since i last posted something...




ever since the start of my semester break,
it had been family, brothers, basketball and gym sessions...


there seems to be no time for blogging...


Later on today, brothers and i are going to have a farewell celebration for Cherwin...
We will be going wei's hse to chill first,
play some nba games on xbox 360, watch some 爆桿賓果王...


then have sakura for dinner...




U guys maybe asking...


Where Cherwin going to go?


Migrating to what country?




Well,
YOU ARE WRONG!


Cherwin is going on a HOLIDAY..TO NEW ZEALAND!!!


FOR 1 WEEK ONLY...


ok~


weakness...


JJWu signing off..

Simply the BEST dance crew i have EVER SEEN!!

Enjoy

AJ Rafael
My Soldier lyrics


VERSE
When you're feeling sad and blue, don't you know that I will always,
Be here for you.
When everything just makes us go out of our minds, just know that I will always,
Have the time for you.
You say that I am your influence. You should know that you inspire me.
Now until the end.
I'll help you get through the thick and thin and I know you'll remember when.
I say.


CHORUS
You are strong, strong as a soldier. Even when winds are tough you'll always keep it together. You are strong, strong as a soldier. I know you'll get through anything. 'Cause you're strong, strong, strong as a soldier.


VERSE
When the waves are crashing down. Can't get up. Just know I'll,
Pick you up from the ground.
When it feels like everything goes wrong, just remember to listen to this song.


CHORUS
You are strong, strong as a soldier. Even when winds are tough you'll always keep it together. You are strong, strong as a soldier. I know you'll get through anything. 'Cause you're strong, strong, strong as a soldier.


BRIDGE
Don't you worry about the obstacles to your happiness. If you let them get to you, you'll endure just like the rest. I know your'e better than those people who get in the way. Just remember what I always say.


CHORUS
You are strong, strong as a soldier. Even when winds are tough you'll always keep it together. You are strong, strong as a soldier. I know you'll get through anything. 'Cause you're strong, strong, strong as a soldier. You are are strong, strong, strong as a soldier. Strong, strong, strong as a soldier.


JJWu hoped for a C+ for my MIEC Paper...=[

Today i am not going to post anything ''LONG''...and with sense

Here is the Riddle For Today...

Me: What is the the answer for A x A ?

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The answer for the riddle will be shown to you only at the end of this ''LONG'' post...

So today for this post, i would like to talk about something very serious...

very, VERY serious...

And its...

MAN'S GREATEST SIN-Forgetting familiar female names

And yes...

I committed this sin..

Nameless Person 1 : She was from the same primary school as mine,

SHUQUN PRIMARY SCHOOL [1998-2003]

She was of the same CCA as mine then...

Drama Club [2000-2003]...don't ask me why i joined that cca...i was naive then...

And, she was in Ngee Ann Poly as well!!

=.=''

Nameless Person 2 : She was from my primary school as well,

SHUQUN PRIMARY SCHOOL [1998-2003]

The only thing i can recall was that she was a perfectPrefect then...

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Saw her at jp just couple of days ago,

Wanted to say hi, but scared that she already forgot me...lol

Nameless Person 3: She is in the same BAOC'09 Group as mine...

GROUP 7

Saw her a few times in campus but i just cant recall her name...

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So Sad...

I can't forgive myself...

*sniff

Here i end my post...

OHYA~

The answer for the riddle earlier this post,

Riddle For Today...


Me: What is the the answer for A x A ?

Parker: Asquare lar~

Me: Wrong~

Parker: =.=??

Me: Answer is...

Me: AA~....(drag sound of A cos there are 2 As)

JJWu, the Greatest Sinner, sighs(says), bye...

HAPPY VALENTINES' DAY!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YANG QING
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VALERIE!!

Like this picture i did for my blog??

LOL

Well, still have quite alot to study for my YEAR 1 FINAL EXAM...

(Although i only have to seat for 3 papers..lol)

Bye people~!!

May the force be with you!~

Anti-StarWars fan, JJWu, says byebye~!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BROTHER, WEI
May 154 be with you~

HEYO People


Before i begin my post for today
i will make things clear to the spammers at my tagboard


FUCK OFF!!
understand anot?


i had enough of your nonsensical craps!!


I had deleted ALL craps u put on my tagboard and i will delete ur craps one by one if you still continue to pissed my off with your craps!!


Phew..
Now for today's post...

Random-ness

What exactly is Random-ness?
What factors constitutes to Random-ness??


These questions bugs me for quite sometimes now,
so i would like to take this opportunity to find myself answers for my questions...


For a start, i look into some of the encounters i met, which i find it....random...


Case Study 1:
One fine friday night,
as usual brothers meet at boonlay for power nasi,


Brothers were chatting happily about girls,
only xb was sitting at one side of the table using his handphone...


Me: hey, what you doing sia...sitting at one side use ur handphone...sms-ing girls ah?^^


The rest: ^^


Xb: Pokemon Yellow lah!!


Brothers and i fainted on the spot


Seriously,
How random issit, for Xb, an old man a 20 year old man,
to download and play POKEMAN YELLOW...




Case Study 2:


Dono since when, we brothers started these phrases,
Hass..sud..der..der..
Eh..der..der...warturtle..
Hud..der..der...
(or sth liddat)


and we will say it randomly...


Example 1;
Xb: Hey ck, who u sms-ing with? Girl ah?..


Brothers: Hass..sud..der..der..Eh..der..der...warturtle..Hud..der..der...~


Example 2;
Me: Hey Sy! Wah not bad ah, pple give u bouquet of flowers sia~


Brothers: Hass..sud..der..der..Eh..der..der...warturtle..Hud..der..der...~




Case Study 3:


One day, i was watching the channel 8's 7pm show in the living room...


Mother: Hey, i this year have to be careful hor
Me: ???? Why?
Mother: You this year got 桃花运 leh...
Me: =.=''
Mother: You don't =.='' me...I tell you ah, u are still young, next time in university den find gf...
Me: *faint
Mother: ...I tell you ah, if really something happen ah, you have to take it like a man and bear full responsibilities for..
Me: Waliao...


So random lah!!




To end this post,
i concluded that...


random-ness is random
random is random-ness




Thank you


JJWu
Bloggist
JJWu's Blog

Hey people...

Justice did Justice

Today after my CATS project discussion,
i went to meet up with brothers, and made our way to wei's hse...
to see Justice, the parrot i found ytd...


When we got to the lift lobby of wei's hse, i saw this on the floor...








Me: Hey! HEY!!
Me picking up the notice and showed the rest
Wei: this....
Me: yes...its Justice


we took the notice and went up wei's hse...


Brothers: 0.0

Mt: Waliao...CONFIRM IS Justice liao lor

Yq: 一莫一样 leh....

Xb: erh..不对leh~

The Rest: ??
Xb: Why the parrot in the notice, looks sooooo like Justice ah?
And he got thrown down from 11th floor


Wei: FASTER CALL THE NUMBER IN THE NOTICE LAH...
Mt: Ya...Maybe the owner of the parrot is a chio bu...
The rest:


In our minds, we imagine how will the owner of Justice look like..

Suddenly, Mt volunteerily took out his phone and called the number on the notice...

Mt was on the line chatting talking with the owner for some time and eventually agreed to meet the owner at the nearby playground...


After much discussion, wei and i decided to acc Mt went down to playground to meet the owner...



I was holding onto Justice all along and Mt told me that he wanted to hold Justice for a while...



And so, i let Mt try to hold it...

But the parrot went up to Mt's shoulders, then his back...
(Mt was sooooo scared...)

And you know what?

Justice pooped on Mt's pants!!!

HAHA~~!!



Morale of the Day:
Don't try to uphold Justice if you aren't capable to do it,
Let the MAN do it...




OHya...
The owner of Justice was a Malay and not to out expectation...


But i still liked the outcome...


JJWu salutes Justice!

Parrot - What I Did

Earlier this evening i was at my grandmother house
I was in the room using my laptop when i heard strange noises...




*Stepping out of the room

Me: Hey, whats that nois...

I saw a parrot on the floor at the living room...




i put my index finger in front of it and it got up,
then, it went up my arm, to my shoulder and to my back...

I went back to my room and began to decide what to do to it..




Returning it back to its owner?

Keep it as my pet?

Eat it?

Make a feather duster out of it?

Alots of ideas came through my mind at that point,




And in the end, i decided to give it to weisheng for keeping first,
den will further decide on what to do with the parrot...

Can't wait for tomorrow to come...

So i can see the parrot~

ByeBye~ People~




Till then-

Hey People...


This Week is a crazily freakily busy for me...
So i dont have the time, like mt, to do entertaining lies post this week...


To make it up to you guys,
here is a video, that i took from shiyuan's blog,


its funny lah...


Lets enjoy...


Dance By Fuhua Teachers



JJWu laughing his head off and now going to find my head back~

TO ALL READERS READING THIS BLOG!!!

ARE YOU A FUTURE NGEE ANN POLY YEAR 1?
(regardless whether were you from Fuhua Secondary School or not)


ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN SCHOOL OF BUSINESS AND ACCOUNTANCY?
(where there are lots of chio bus and hunks and most imptly, me )


ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN BUSINESS STUDIES?
(Like me!! )




PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU ARE !!!


Add me in msn : bryanx_148@hotmail.com


Nudge me in msn, skype me(i have skype, but i don't use it), tagg me at my tagboard, to tell me !!


Advantages:
1. Make a new friend, if you don't know me'
2. Make some brothers in ngee ann
- Free Facial treatments
3. I can intro friends for you...
4. I might intro you to someone that will be with you for the rest of ur life...
5. I can tour u around the campus
6. I can lobang you to used (business)textbooks at half prices!!!!


Disadvantages:
1. Your new friend is me
2. The 'Brothers' you will make will be immature childish
3. I don't know much chio bus in ngee ann
4. That 'someone' might be Sonny Phua(bstats lecturer/tutor)
5. I can't even bring Tony to Ourspace to collect the goodie bags
6. Lobangs are a first-come-first-serve basis, once sold, no refund...

-While stocks last-

JJWu say BYEBYE~~!!!

hey everybody~~~~

too many things in my hand to do,
CATS & ITB & BCOMM Projects deadlines & presentation preparations, 30% OBSE final test,


ALL ARE DUE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!


@#$%^&*(*&^#@




*Breath innnnnn....


*Breath outtt.......




Now for the topic for the day,

CATS- Creative Applied Thinking Skills

CATS, is one of the non-business modules i took this semester in np...


This module taught us abt using of brainstorming techniques to come up with new and creative ideas...


And before the last 2nd week of CATS,
We were to do a reflection on ''How has CAT helped me to be more creative”


What i did for the reflection was to rewrite the lyrics of a song...


Here's the masterpiece...

More Than Words- CATS version

Saying I’m grateful

Is not all the words I want to say to you

It’s not that I’m not grateful

But because that it’s not all I want you to know

How easy to say that you’re creative and wonderful

More than words is all you have to do to make it real

Then you will make my day Happy for me

Like walking on rainbow

What would I do if there’s no CATS and you

More than words to show I feel

That my love for CATS is real

What would I say if you took my CATS away

Then you couldn’t make things new

Just by saying ''I hate you''

More than words

Now that I’ve a problem what to do and how to understand

All I have to do is close my eyes

And just use CATS techniques and solve it

Hold them close don’t ever let them go

More than words is all I ever needed to show

Then I wouldn’t have to say that I’m not creative

Cos Id already don’t

What would I do if there’s no CATS and you

More than words to show I feel

That my love for CATS is real

What would I say if you took my CATS away

Then you couldn’t make things new

Just by saying ''I hate you''

More than words

I tht mine was very creative liao...
When...
I saw this...

How has CAT helped me to be more creative


The journey with CATS has been very interesting for me. Despite sounding like cats, CATS has absolutely nothing to do with the little furry monster that you can find in some people’s house. In fact, the only similarities you can find is that CATS is a capitalised version of cats. Yes, CATS don’t pee on your floor, neither do they claw your furniture. CATS don’t hop around and make noise. CATS is great. We all love CATS, truly.

On one hand, CATS teaches us how to spawn out ideas to solve problems. On the second hand, it demands the best and only the best solution to solve our problems. On the third hand, we don’t know what is the best solution. After all, how would a cat know what is the best way to assault a person?

Would a vertical slash on his face be best, or would a horizontal slash on his chest be better? Such questions are forced to stroll into our head every time. Each of this time, we are to pray that there is no dog in the vicinity, or else CATS are going down.
Also, we need to present what we have discovered. As such, much thought has to be given on how would we show what we have done to our CAT. The hard work, ingenuity and superior wit and CAT skills we have executed on our CAT should be presented in a way that fits it. Therefore, much work needs to be done.

Ultimately, CAT has shown us the steps necessary to identify, solve and evaluate a problem. Now, we just need to copy what we have done for CATS in the rest of our lives, so that we can live happy ever after. I need 10 more words, now less, now even less. And now, I am done and can live happily ever after. Good day.

Ohya, this "How has CAT helped me to be more creative " reflection was done by kang, from JJC...

JJWu tio owned, says byebye and HAPPY CHINESE YEAR!!

少年杯

Today, during my S&W(Sports and Wellness) lesson,
Almost ALL the girls from my class PON-ed today's lesson...


Only 3 girls turned up today...




With only 11 guys and 3 girls, the coach told the guys to have full court 5v5 game..


the 3 girls were sitting alongside with the coach during the game(cunning), and the 1 guy was a bench player for one of the team...





I should say, my teammates did great in terms of grabbing the rebounds and helping when one of our teammates was being double team-ed...


I think that today's game was fun


and i confessed that i played quite ok~ ^~^


After the lesson, i was chatting with Face and another of my fren when the coach approached...


At that point, i was overwhelmed by the NP Head Coach's aura


Coach: How old are you?
Me: =.='' 17+
Coach: Are you formerly from ur secondary school's basketball team?
Me(Blushing): erh no...
Coach: where you stay?
Me: Taman Jurong
Coach: Orhh....you play for the TamanJurong CC's basketball team?
Me(secretly laughing~): haha..no..i just play with my frens during my free time
Coach: you know what is 少年杯?
Me: Sorry..no..
Coach: you wana play for the 少年杯? under 19 category de...
Me: It sounded like a national competition and i will be expecting pros from different well-known school team...I dont think i am up for to...
Coach: Well, you dont have to be very good to play for 少年杯..


OWNED!!!!




In the end i din give an answer to the coach's question...
Of whether i wana join and play for 少年杯 anot...


But i doubt that i will join...


To achieve succeedsuccess,
commitment will be expected from you,
most of your time will have to be sacrificed,


i dont tink i am up for it...


i am just happy that my basketball skills was noticed by the coach...




Justice Wu happily signed off~

Before i start on today's post,

Thank you all for giving me the encouragement i needed for the past few days..

Its been REALLY a crazy week, bad things happened, presentations and deadlines to meet...

Without your support and encouragement, i don't know how would i survive this past few days..

Eddy,

Derek Chan,

Yi Shen,

Yee cheng,

Brothers from Part D'07

Andy,

Jacq,

Shuna,

Serena,

Cherwin,

Darren Ong,

Zhiqiang,

All rest that consoled me that i din mention..sorry for that..

Thank You all...

He will always live in our hearts

Well, today the topic of my post may sound weird in some ways or another,

but believe me, ITS THE TRUTH !!!!!

MT = GAY???

I vividly remembered the first day i met him,

Mt then was, although not as manly as me Tony,

but deep inside him we can sense the tee nee wee nee bit of manliness,

But ever since we went to Ngee ann poly,

Brothers and i kinda noticed something...WEIRD...

Early Signs include:

Keeping long hair,

Taking twit photos,

Naming his group as 'Sunshine'

Begging Face for Facial creams, Facial masks...

Wearing skirts to school

And recently,

it gone worse...

He suddenly have this hobby/liking for taking photos of wei...

Don't Believe?

See for yourself...

What's happening to you, Mt?...

We don't hope to call you Sister instead of Brother...

Any suggestions to help Mt?

Offer your suggestions at my tagboard please~!!!

On behalf of Brothers, I thank you !!

JJWu says: Justice served !!

From strangers, to best friends

Joked together,

Laugh together,

Doing 'shit' together,

'One For All, All For One' together,

You treated everyone so truthfully,

We can always count on you to get things done,

You have became an irreplaceable part of our life..

Farewell my friend,

Edward Tay

(1991-2009)

Rest In Peace

You will always live in our hearts

Hey people...








I have made up my mind...








Came to a conclusion...








Lets blog!!!

Jokes that i heard since my 'break' from blogging...

Its been some time since i last blogged...




lots of things happened...




lots of lies told in icanttellyoumyblog.blogspot.com...




lots of chio bus who 吃-ed my tofu...



lots of ''brothers fighting over girls...''




lots of ''不要讲liao...later mt blog say you say liao...''




sigh...




Thanks everyone who gave expressed their concern to my blog...




Eunice

Darren Ong


Brothers

And the list goes on...




Thanks you guys..

Appreciated




To start of the 2nd post of 2009,




i would like to share some jokes/pranks i experienced when i was away...




Joke 1:

I have a friend in my class called Glenn,

He, being ''Anorexic'' looking,

would always joke with Charles about charles's size/weight

There was this one joke that was really...


Glenn: Hey charles...

Charles: ??

Glenn: Hey..erh...don you know why the earth is revolving?

Charles: =.='' Its because of the newton law, stating that...

Glenn: nono...cos you are walking on earth...GET IT?? GET IT??

Charles: I really dono what to say...

Joke 2:

One time my class and i were on our way to our next lesson...

ZQ was out of his mind challenged Mikhail, a National Muay Thai Boxer who won for Singapore numerous awards, to a showdown...

ZQ: ARGH~~

*ZQ walking to the side of Mikhail

Mikhail: ??

ZQ: MIKHAIL!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN!!!!

*Phone rang

Ah Hoot: Fa Dian~

ZQ: ?? WHO ARE YOU??

Ah Hoot: huh~ dono who i am~

*Hang up

Mikhail wrapped his sausage arms around ZQ's neck

I and the rest of the class was stunned...

Me(whispering): 阿弥陀佛

This was when something unexpected happened...

Mikhail: ZQ, whats wrong ZQ??

*His tone of voice was gentle and nothing like him motherly...

ZQ's anger suddenly vanished

ZQ: i am just angry...

Mikhail: Angry about what?

ZQ: Angry that you are taller than me...

Mikhail: Then does that means you hate the whole class?

OWNED

Joke 3:

After bcomm lesson, we packed our bags and headed to the Makan Place for lunch...

Mr Maltz, my bcomm teacher so happened to be heading to the Makan Place, to have lunch with his colleague...

ZQ: Hey cher~!

Mr Maltz: Hey dent~!

ZQ: HUH?~

Mr Maltz: what?

ZQ: What you mean by 'dent' ?

Mr Maltz: You don't get it? You all(Student) call me(teacher) cher, i call you all dent !!

=.=''

*faint

Joke of the year all-time :

I attended the np-fhss welcome tea session in np just few days ago...

when i was halfway playing Daidee with brothers,

Sipei(Screamed): HEY!! JJWu!! Look!!

Me: HUH?

Brothers: HAHAHAHAHA!!! ANOTHER VICTIM!!!

Me: WTF???!!!!

*Phone rang

Ah Hoot: HUH~ KYKY~

Me: HUH~ SEE YOU IN RP~

Ah Hoot: FAR DIAAANNN~!!

*Hang up

Me: WALIAO EH...DELETE BLOG LIAO LOR...

Sipei: HAHA!! RELAX~!! I AM THE KYKY!!!...

Me: REALLY AH? PHEW~~~

Sipei: your reaction was classic man~

Me: =.=''

OWNED!!

Well,

hoped you all have enjoyed this post and see you all agn soon~!!

JJWu 重出江湖~!!