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Before i begin my post for today
i will make things clear to the spammers at my tagboard


FUCK OFF!!
understand anot?


i had enough of your nonsensical craps!!


I had deleted ALL craps u put on my tagboard and i will delete ur craps one by one if you still continue to pissed my off with your craps!!


Phew..
Now for today's post...

Random-ness

What exactly is Random-ness?
What factors constitutes to Random-ness??


These questions bugs me for quite sometimes now,
so i would like to take this opportunity to find myself answers for my questions...


For a start, i look into some of the encounters i met, which i find it....random...


Case Study 1:
One fine friday night,
as usual brothers meet at boonlay for power nasi,


Brothers were chatting happily about girls,
only xb was sitting at one side of the table using his handphone...


Me: hey, what you doing sia...sitting at one side use ur handphone...sms-ing girls ah?^^


The rest: ^^


Xb: Pokemon Yellow lah!!


Brothers and i fainted on the spot


Seriously,
How random issit, for Xb, an old man a 20 year old man,
to download and play POKEMAN YELLOW...




Case Study 2:


Dono since when, we brothers started these phrases,
Hass..sud..der..der..
Eh..der..der...warturtle..
Hud..der..der...
(or sth liddat)


and we will say it randomly...


Example 1;
Xb: Hey ck, who u sms-ing with? Girl ah?..


Brothers: Hass..sud..der..der..Eh..der..der...warturtle..Hud..der..der...~


Example 2;
Me: Hey Sy! Wah not bad ah, pple give u bouquet of flowers sia~


Brothers: Hass..sud..der..der..Eh..der..der...warturtle..Hud..der..der...~




Case Study 3:


One day, i was watching the channel 8's 7pm show in the living room...


Mother: Hey, i this year have to be careful hor
Me: ???? Why?
Mother: You this year got 桃花运 leh...
Me: =.=''
Mother: You don't =.='' me...I tell you ah, u are still young, next time in university den find gf...
Me: *faint
Mother: ...I tell you ah, if really something happen ah, you have to take it like a man and bear full responsibilities for..
Me: Waliao...


So random lah!!




To end this post,
i concluded that...


random-ness is random
random is random-ness




Thank you


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