Hey people...


Almost forget that i have a blog to write...




Before i start on today's post, here is one video that made me laughed the hell out of me..


Enjoy~

Me..gay?, Another friend of mine, basketball

First of all,
you guys MUST be wondering,


why i included "Me..gay?" as part of this post's title?


Relax...
let me explain to you guys what exactly happened...


In one of my projects,
CATS project,
my group and i came up with one idea,
to do a video abt what other people know abt a specific topic...


And since CATS stands for Creative and Applied Thinking Skills,


we decided to act out as different kinda people, which was being interviewed...


I myself acted out as an Ah Beng, a Nerd, and a SISSY/Gay...


when i was editing the video, i can't believe my own eyes...


Inner self: wah not bad aaa~ good acting


Probably i should acc Charles to go mediacorp to be a part-time calefare after Common Test...






Well, if you think that i will upload the video in this post for you all to see,


Dang gu gu ah~


*Wait Long Long ah~




Today during CATS lesson(again),
i acted out as a gay in my group's skit...


MY GOD...




MAN, I am perfectly straight...


Can't i have a male role for once...




At least my sacrifice effort paid off...


My chiochiochio teacher told me that i got a high B up until now..
just 1-2 marks to an A


i'll just work harder for my next CATS project...




For the second part of the post, i'm going to intro to you one of my friends that i got to meet in my S&W lesson.


Brief Particulars


Name: Zhe Xuan


Height: 185+cm


Body Feature: Well build


Position: Power Forward


Style: Shoot 3 pointers instead of shooting under the basket


Nickname: Yao Ming (as told by the girls)


So, why am i introducing him to you guys?


Reason 1:


Today, he challenged Mikhal to a "拉 rim" competition...


Mikhal was showing off doing his weekly routine,


he jumped from under the basket and grabbed the rim for a moment before he release his hands...


The whole basket shaked...


He was smiling with satisfaction


Just then, 'Yao Ming' dribbled the ball to the other side of the court and did a layup,
and grabbed the rim quickly after he released the ball from his hand...


The basketwhole court shaked like mad..


The whole class was stunned..


All eyes were on 'Yao Ming'


And then, slowly turned to Mikhal...


Ohya,
Mikhal only knows one rule for basketball,


I Can't Lose




With fire burning in his eyes, he took a 2nd jump,
this time, he failed...


he lost...


HE LOST...



Reason 2:

His favourite NBA player is LBJ Kobe Bryant!!




=.=''


Now for the last part of this post...


Basketball...


The last saturday i had, there was no weekly basketball activity...


I had Ncc..


Tml(Sat), i have OBSE workshop and followed by 4e2 class dinner...


The Sat the week after, i will be having Bstats CT paper...


OH MAN~...




So sorry but i gtg now...


Sorry for this being the only post this week,
i give you all my word that tml i will have another post k...


JJWu signed off~

Phew...

what a week man...

(Tired-ness + Busy-ness) x Done = Happy + Restless

To begin with, CATS presentation...

Friday

I FINALLY cleared my CATS presentation!!

My presentation was on Cultural Quotient, CQ in short...

Well i fact, the whole of my CATS class chose CQ...

but then the comparison used were different for all groups...

One group chose to compare how people from Africa and from Singapore(Chinese)

do Funerals...

They did a skit of a chinese funeral...

Here are some snapshots that i took during their skit...

Well, i think overall their skit/presentation was so interesting...

they were daring too, to choose this 'funeral' topic...

Satuarday

Didn't play basketball today...

I didn't go for my niece's 满月today...

But instead, went for the Fuhua NCC Amazing Race...in Sentosa...

So sian throughout the Race..

Sun was scorching...Lots of Walking...Running...Lots of bikini babes...Lots of Fried Rice i had...

Here are some photos taken there...

This vending machine was a money-dispenser...

We took these coins that was dispensed out from the vending machines and insert them back in the vending machine...

Then few dollars were despensed out together with these coins..

Free drinks scammed...

So cooling~...

Now that my CATS and the Ncc Amazing Race'08 had sucessfully come to an end,

I can temporarily take a breather and rest

I will have to prepare for my OBSE project and BCOMM assignment next week...

...Restless JJWu bids goodbye to you...

Hey People!!


This will REALLY be a short post...

Congrats

1. Congrats Tony with the creation of his first ever BLOG!!!

click on 'Tony' at the right hand side under ''byebye'')

2. Congrats Fuhua Ncc shooting, Part A & B both got 1st place!!

So sorry can't go for the award-giving day on friday as i have CATS presentation...

:'(

3. Congrats to the King, LBJ to clutch the 8th straight win for the cavs. He scored 31pts!!

4. Congrats to me as i have one less project to do for now as i just cleared my ITB presentation on wednesday

5. Congrats Mt to have Aerobics for S&W, as it was raining just now.

6. Congrats Mt, as i won't be able to join the gang for bball this wkend, meaning that i can't block his shots...

Cos saturday is my 2nd niece's 满月 and sunday is the Ncc Amazing Race @ Sentosa

Well, i gtg slp alr...

JJWu says 碰碰mengnights to everyone=)

Like the song i am playing here??


Its THE song the gang and i liked recently..


and THE 艺名 we gave mt for some reason..


now just sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the post =)

Updates for past 3 days

Well before i begin on the main topic for today,
Let me introduce to you a MAN


THE man...


He is known as the King


Here are the awards he had in his year of basketball...
(Taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeBron_James)
2001 Ohio Mr. Basketball
2002 Ohio Mr. Basketball
2003 Ohio Mr. Basketball
2003 Naismith Prep Player of the Year
2004 Rookie of the Year
2004 Best Breakthrough Athlete ESPY Award
2005 All-NBA Second Team
2006 NBA All-Star Game MVP
2006 All-NBA First Team
2007 All-NBA Second Team
2008 NBA All-Star Game MVP
2008 All-NBA First Team
2008 NBA Scoring Champion


which includes one gold medal in the olympics!


He is...
Lebron James


he was just crazy...


a monster in the court!!


why?


for the past few days, he led his team(Cleveland Cavaliers) to a 7-0 winning streak!!


and its not just that,
his stats for the 7 games was insane...


Check this out..
Points per game for the past 7 games
38, 22,41,41,27,41,29


woohoo~!!


For this nba season,
He is No. 1 in the league for scoring...
And he is now currently 1st place in the MVP candidate ranking...


He is, the King
ALL the way LBJ and the cavas!!


Friday


Had my S&W lesson...


In my S&W class, there is this guy called Mickhal or sth..


he is half Arabic and half chinese
(as told by him)


he is also my classmate for the rest of the modules except for CATS


he is a national boxer(damn fit)


he is a joker


he is much taller than me (abt 185cm)


he jumps and pulled the basketball rim as if its child's play


he rejected me 2-3 times on this S&W lesson, when we had a 6 v 6 full court match...


although my team and i won, but then he did 'shaken-ed' me


after the match, he was like...


M: hey ck, just now...so sorry sia...


his facial expression tells me that it wasn't sincere..
he was smiling radiantly...
he was cunning


I: ok~
*followed by a fake smile...


i can't do anything to retaliate as i don't wana be box-ed by him


In the evening i met up with jianlai, darren, shunjie, shannon, aloy, lam, junwen, seowwah at je mrt platform, before going to catch a movie at GV @ marina there...


when we were at the ticketing area, we were casting votes to which 2 movie to watch,
Madagascar Escape 2 Africa , or Quantum Of Solace Movie


Majority WANTED Madagascar Escape to Africa


Then Shannon, who wanted to watch Quantum Of Solace Movie , called eugene, who was on his way to meet us, for his preference


---on the phone with Eugene---


S: hey....what movie u wan?...


He paused for a few sec...


S: ...Quantum Of Solace Movie ah...wah...okok...


---hang up---


S: gene said that Quantum Of Solace Movie, or he don't come join us...


The rest and I : Waliao...den no choice lor..


when Eugene joined us few mins before the movie starts,


E: WHAT THE F...I didnt say --> "Quantum Of Solace Movie, or he don't come join us"


E: I said "Anything oso can " to Shannon in the phone...


ALL EYES ON SHANNON


Waliao...


Ended up watching Quantum Of Solace Movie...


When we were having our dinner before the movie, guess who we saw...


Victor!!


Still talkative as ever...


Victor and i was chatting(he did more of the talking), for like 10mins?
the rest had alr went to buy food...


Den with i went to buy my food, he started to talk to lam,


=.=''


Den when lam went to buy food,
he started to talk to seowwah!!


waliao no link...
victor dont even know seowwah...


LOL





Saturday


Went to Fuhua for open hse


borrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnggggg....


one time when i was with my juniors at the ncc booth, one parent went up and asked to know more abt NCC...


One of the question the parent asked me was,


On your opinion, whats the difference between NCC and the Army?


=.=''


juniors all laughing stunned...kept quiet...


Mr Philip laughing stunned, walked away...


Then i crapped my way thru and managed to pull it off


lol


In the evening, i met up with yq, mt, ws, xb, zy, zw, and members of the WTBC guild(maplestory) for dinner


when we were almost done eating our food, we wanted to take a 全家福 photo of everyone.
And so we asked one of the staffs there to take the photo for us...


Me: can you help us take a photo?


Staff: erh..erh..i dono how to take photo...
*she was trembling with fear...


Me: But its just pressing a button..thats all...i teach u?


Staff: erh...i asked my colleague to take for you...
*quickly ran for assistance...


lol


rejection for me...


wazz this~

The photo

Sunday


Played basketball today with Me, Yq, Mt, Xb,Tony, Zw, Kavan and Shiyuan


Well, today was quite ok lor..


nothing unusual...


just that i blocked Mt 2times today agn...


nothing unusual actually...

Ok...
i'll be going to sleep le


JJWu a.k.a LBJ 碰碰爱 to sleep~

BEfore i start on my EMO post,


this is hereby my 222nd post!!


To all couples out there,
May all of you be happy=)


And congrats to LeBron James as he had 41pts for 3 of his past 4 games


He is Me the best!!!
Ok...

Pass few days of suffering

Last sunday i and gang went to xb hse, initially planned to do tutorial qns for the following week..

but then,...

Xb, Yq, Mt and i went into xb's room...

Yq quickly got his laptop on xb's only table, and sat on the only chair in xb's room.

Mt eyed the comfy queen sized bed(xb sleeps alone), fell onto the bed and got his laptop in front of him.

I sat on xb's bed too(obviously the not the side of the bed as Mt) and took out my tutorial qns.

i didn't bring along my laptop was not because i am afraid that my laptop would get lost, but because xb's hse don't have internet connection. So what for i bring...

Xb retarded-ly entered the room with his hand holding on to a walking cane.

He saw yq with his face looking full of cunningness, satisfaction as he was faster that xb and got the only chair. He shaked his head, placed his laptop on the table beside yq's, and

went out to get another chair.

And he returned the room with an ancient, wooden chair with ancient craving of dragon craved on it.

Then, it happened...

Yq: lets do it~

xb: Lai~

Mt: ok~

And they started playing dota...

I am the only one who did tutorial qns that day...

=.=''

Ohya...

Mt got a new 艺名 nickname, called 碰碰爱...

Its a long story...

After that, we had out dinner at 碰碰龙 JinLong's store, at the Boon Lay Shopping Center.

The kway teow was quite good, you guys may consider going down to try=)

.

..

.

I totally forgotten what happened on monday...

tuesday...

wednesday...

ohya..wednesday was like a living hell day to me...

As usual, i had my morning tutorial,

during my tutorial, my head hurts like @#$%^&^%$#@

SERIOUS, i swear to god...

I barely survived thru the whole 3hr tutorial...

I ended up skipping my lecture in the afternoon...

I took panadols

I slept for 4-5hrs

I can't do my ITB assignments

my CATS assignment

my BCOMM revision for the email test on thurs...

It totally sucks.

Thurs(Today)

Feeling much better...

Skipped my OBSE tutorial and sat my BCOMM test...

It was a TOTAL DISASTER

Sigh

Went to fuhua to have a meeting with yuqing for the NCC amazing race proposal, but then he actually MISPLACED HIS THUMBDRIVE...

GREAT...SIMPLY GREAT..

wasted trip again.

This sat will be the fuhua's open house and i will have to go...

So sat i will be very rush as i will have open hse in the morning and weekly bball in the afternoon.

Its 1.44am now and i have to wake up at 6am ltr...

Argh

JJWu say 明天会更好

HEY my dearest readers


Currently i am doing my assignments and projects and time is running out!!!


#$%^&*#$%^&


Argh!!


My head is so damn pain now...


Just finished coming up with my new product for my CATS individual assignment


And i tell you ah,
its Awesome!!


Come on man...its a piece of shi.. Art leh...^-^


The picture of my art piece will only be uploaded on my next post..
so remember to stay tune=)


Hmm...


Today i am not going to talk abt how i got to reject mt 2 times today in the 2plus hours time...


Today's main topic i am going to talk abt is..

2009?- Imagination(II)

To start with, i am going to tell you all abt the unlucky sad encounters peom one of my brothers had in this year...


Once upon a time, there lived a slacker,


and his name will be called feather,


And the times in Ngee Ann was tough and no better,


here were a series of tragedies


to get you all ponder


what's the feelings then of feather...


Lost his laptop and he screamed "mother fucker"


Same day sat on bird droppings made him angier


Failed his INFA and was a _.9 er


Lost his bicycle and realising the morning after


Feather angry, pissed and cried


wishing hard with all his might


to hope for a better year in 2009!!




BUT...


What if....
(Here is the part when my imagination goes wild!!)


*Touch wood*


his things still get stolen, lost or disappear?


What if...
he was holding onto the ball,
he starts to dribble the ball,
he fakes one way and drives the other way to the hoop,
he goes for a lay-up, not knowing that the defenders are all lying on the ground...


Feather : What you all are doing?... Mai weak leh...


defenders continued to lay on the ground and roll here and there...laughing...


Defenders : HAHA...where is your shirt?


Feather : HUH~~!!! WHAT THE !!


Liddat shirt oso can lost ah...


What if...
Feather went to the toilet and 5 mins later returned back to his seat,
then he noticed that everyone was watching him and laughing their heads off...


Feather : WHAT LAH?! My shirt i am still wearing leh..and my shor...


Feather : WHAT THE?? WHERE IS MY SHORTS??


Liddat shorts oso can lost ah...


these are some possible imagined crap my frens and i had crapped abt...


So...
Care to share YOUR personal unlucky encounters?


Write and post abt it in ur blog...
Leave it in my tagboard...
Email me if you wana share with my and me only...


And there...
I end my post...


Tml i will need to have my CATS individual assignment done by 3pm,
my share of research for my ITB project done and send it to my boss, Charles
AND i will be having my weekly basketball activity at artpark!!


Phew~


JJWu goes off~

Hey peeps...


Here is one joke that i was sent to me some time ago that i wana share with you guys=)

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!


JJWu laughing off~

Hey peeps...

been abt a week since i last blogged?

My Apologies

cos i am too lazy le...




=X

Updates..Do-Hearts Tutorial

Well,

ytd i DIDN'T went to the NP@45 party...

Which at first thought that it will be very boring...
(cos its goin to be in ngee ann? =.='')

Earlier today i bumped into qinghui and when i asked him...

Anyways, how was the NP@45 party ytd?

He was like...

Wah..the party not bad leh...the whole convention hall's lights were off....dicso lights everywhere..chio bus everywhere ...dry ices to have the misty effect...den hor....

phew...

just too many thing to be included in this post..



today,
i had the usual weekly basketball activity with the usual gang, but not at the usual bball court...


As i totally am the stick-to-the-usual-routine kinda person,


i went to our usual bball court, the artpark, and only after an hour, got a call from xb, then i know the gang was at the color court...


=.=''


Nthing to talk abt the basketball activity today,




well...just that...
i steal-ed blocked mt once again...
pushing my lead further, to 13-2...




Now for the Do-Heart Tutorial...


One of my brother kept bugging me abt how to do a simple heart using 2 straws...


Taught him once,


twice,


thrice...


but then he would still forgets...




so...


here...


once and for all...


i will teach my brother, and you readers out there if you are interested...

First, you need 2 straws...

Then, do this...

And this...

...this...

And then, from right to left, the right end one go up the adjacent one and down the 3rd one from the right...

Then, from right to left, the right end one go up the adjacent one and down the 3rd one from the right...

Then, from right to left, the right end one go down the adjacent one and up the 3rd one from the right...

... ...

Once you can see the heart shape,

have the 1st & 2nd one from the right, to go down and go thru oneof the slots behind the heart shape...

And it will turn out like this...

Now, cut the excess ends to have the heart shape look more nice...

And there you have it...

A Heart of Straw
A heart made from straw!!

Ok~

Gtg peeps...

JJWu 我猜我猜我猜猜猜~!!