Heyo people!!

Woahoo!!!

I enjoyed myself the past wkend

Hope u all enjoyed urs too!!

Before i start on the main topic of this post,

This was wad happened the last time...

Remember my last 5-5 basketball match highlight??

Ok...

Now lets get the main topic for today going...

Me in primary sch & cunning-ness

Basketball has always been my favourite sports and will also be in the future...

Actually, basketball is the only sports i play...

Cos basketball really had made an impact in my life...

as u can see from my childhood photos, i was OVERWEIGHT when i was in primary 4...

And as i was fat then, i was being forced selected to be in the TAF (Those Absolutely Fat)

PS: I am not trying to insult anyone by any ways...but by any chance that you are in TAF, this is just for entertainment :)

And i tell u,

TAF was HELL...

Then, my recess duration was 30mins

and the first 25mins was given to TAF for physical trainings in the hall

Physical trainings include...

skipping,

frog stars,

jumping jacks,

push-ups,

shuttle runs...

And so on...

If you were to be present in the hall, you would see all the people near the hall holding on to railings or pillars near them as they thought that there was an earthquake!!

Shaking~~!!

The Remaining 5mins would be for me to buy a puny biscuit or a slice of fruit

=.=''

So jialat then...

But then this nightmare would have to come to an end someday...

And that day was when i first started to play basketball in pri 5...

After a year of bball before sch, during recess, PE lessons, and after school...

i had slimmed down to an acceptable weight!!

And of cos by the end of pri5, i am being kicked excused from TAF

And I thought the nightmares were gone...

Height factor then becomes another reason i cry felt sad abt...

When i was in pri 6, with my height at 168cm and weight at 65++kg ,

you all must be tinking that i would be the tallest among my frens that played bball with me...

Right??

You are absolutely wrong!!

Here were some of their heights then...

190cm !!

180 ++ cm,

176++ cm,

174++cm

NO joke man!!

OK lah...

ALL of then are 2years older than me lah...

but for my friends being 14years old then,

their heights were @#$%^&* high already...

And so...me being blocked by giants my friends then, were very very common...

now by height being 178-180cm,

i am still considered myself short...

LOL

Enough of my primary sad story...

Now lets say about cunning-ness...

Here, i am not refering cunning to cute...

Have you all been made fun by your friends??

In front of someone that means alot to you...

and your friends had beforehand gave their words not to make fun or what-so-ever ??

Now thats the cunning i am talking about here...

To all cunning people out there!!

放下屠刀，立地成佛!!

You won't want to be trashed by him/her in dota,

or to be bitten by him/her again !!

OK~

I am sorry but i wil have to end here...

Sooooo tired now...

I still have 1 more week of work ahead of me before i can laxing(short form of relax-ing)

Argh!!

So jiayou to me and to everyone having Olevels in 18days time!!

Your DeeJay JJWu signing off~~

200th post!!

To all my readers out there,

Thanks for choosing my blog whenever you are feeling bored..

A zillion thanks to u guys!!

JJWooooo~~~

JJWooooo~~~~

JJWooooo~~~~~~

最新~~ 頻道

最 meng ~~ 頻道

Today in this special post, i am goin to clarify something with you all...

From my previous posts, there are all the weird names, with weird descriptions adding on to it...

Resulting in my jokes being not as funny as it suppose to be...

Here in this post, i will give you all a brief introduction on the names commonly mentioned in my posts...

Due to time constraint, i will just touch on 2 of them...

So here goes...

Name: Yang Qing

Commonly known as : Yq, Feather Yang, slacker, 1.9er,....

Common description: known to float/easily be blown by the wind

Explanation:

Ok...

Yq is the abbreviation of his name...

he is called slacker cos he is slack??

(Obviously~)

Why call him feather...

this is because of his weight...

his height is ard 176cm BUT his weight was...

hmm..

barely 50kg??

And so,

being the only one underweight in the clique,

we called him feather...

And because of that,

many descriptions began to arise...

descriptions that exaggerates his weight...

Example:

...holding on to the basketball rim as he tried to not float away with the sudden breeze...

Name: Li Xuebin

Commonly known as : xb, Lao bin(老彬), O1(pronounced as old one),ancient old man....

Common description: Yao Li(腰力), Yao duan(腰断)，老(old)

Explanation:

hmmm...

xb is the abbreviation of his name...
(again so obviously~)

You all must be wondering...

What is xb's really age??

since we keep calling him old ...

ok~

Actually xb turned 100000000000 19 years old this year only..

Then why are we say xb as if he is really that old??

Thats a very good question...

We will have to trace back to during lower secondary times...

Xuebin and Tony were both 2years older than us...

then at that time, pple were saying them old...

Tony= old??...

Of cause no one would want to do anything to offend Tony...

And so,
being the only oldest one in the clique,
we called him Laobin...

Similarly,

because of that,

many descriptions began to arise...

descriptions that exaggerates his age...

Example:

...stroking his white beard and smiling, revealing his ancient wrinkles......

Ok...

That marks the end of this 200th post!!

JJWu's blog will continue to make good and entertaining post for you guys!!

Before i sign off,

Happy birthday to Elizabeth Lim!!

i will be taking half day off work tml to celebrate her bday with TB30

Looking forward to tml's celebration!!

JJWu signing off~

稻香-Jay Chou

对这个世界如果你有太多的抱怨


跌倒了就不敢继续往前走


为什麼人要这麼的脆弱 堕落


请你打开电视看看


多少人为生命在努力勇敢的走下去


我们是不是该知足


珍惜一切 就算没有拥有


还记得你说家是唯一的城堡


随著稻香河流继续奔跑


微微笑 小时候的梦我知道


不要哭让萤火虫带著你逃跑


乡间的歌谣永远的依靠


回家吧 回到最初的美好


不要这麼容易就想放弃 就像我说的


追不到的梦想 换个梦不就得了


为自己的人生鲜艳上色


先把爱涂上喜欢的颜色


笑一个吧 功成名就不是目的


让自己快乐快乐这才叫做意义


童年的纸飞机 现在终於飞回我手里


所谓的那快乐


赤脚在田里追蜻蜓追到累了


偷摘水果被蜜蜂给叮到怕了 谁在偷笑呢


我靠著稻草人吹著风唱著歌睡著了


哦 哦 午后吉它在虫鸣中更清脆


哦 哦 阳光洒在路上就不怕心碎


珍惜一切 就算没有拥有


还记得你说家是唯一的城堡


随著稻香河流继续奔跑


微微笑 小时候的梦我知道


不要哭让萤火虫带著你逃跑


乡间的歌谣永远的依靠


回家吧 回到最初的美好






My Reflection for this song




The message the song is goin to tell us...
is 知足









Received a bogus bag from your parents, bought from a neighbourhood shop,
and not unhappy as it is not the branded bag you always wanted?








50 bucks a week
With starbucks and other expensive restaurants out there...
Not getting enough money to spend??








To all readers out there,

知足常乐

Before i begin,
Thanks you for staying tune...


Right here on Channel 5 JJWu's blog!!

Best Good-looking Bachelor contest results!!

OK~~!!


The voting of the Best Good-looking Bachelor had finally comes to an end...






Now for the much awaited results!!








*Drum roll~~*












"Tonyyy!!...Tonyyy!!...."












"Charging!!...Charging!!..."














And the winner of the 2008 Best Good-looking Bachelor Award goes to...










Tony Chen!!!






An absolute victory goes to Tony Chen,
with 67% of the Total number of votes, owning me and my 33%...










Lets give Both the candidates a Big round of applause!!










0.o!!
Why aren't YOU clapping??


u want me or Tony to be the last person you see on this earth??




*cracking knuckles~*





ok~








Joking~~








Thanks those who cast their votes to support Tony, and those who accidentally click wrongly and voted me...











LOL








On a Heavier note,


I still have to work for 2 more wks !!


ARGH!!




ok~




Hope you people will continue to support my blog...


There will be more contests and events coming your way






JJWu signing off~

Best Good-looking Bachelor Award

If you all had been staying tuned to my blog...




since god-knows-when...






you all must have known abt the ''voting contest'' i had held in my blog before


which was between Me and Tony Chen




Through the past 2 years, there had been discussions on the ''voting contest'' results,


saying that the results then was...unfair and bias


Here in this post,


i would like to take this opportunity to touch on this controversial issue and to clear all the doubts in people's mind...






To all my regular fans readers out there...




Its the time YOU all have been waiting for!!




The moment of life and death truth




Ladies and Gentlemen~!!






Lets look at the candidates for this "Best Good-looking Bachelor Award" shall we...

Candidate's profile: Tony Chen
Also known as 老大 or Tonyyyyyyyyyy or anything manly

Height: 188cm

Weight: Acceptable

Character: 念旧

Relationship experience: None ( is he chose to not have gf de)

Candidate's profile: Goh Chian Kiap
Also known as: Ck, Meng, Charging, or anything meng/charging





Height: last measured at 178cm(last year)




Weight: last recorded at 70kg(last year)






Character: introverted extrovert







Relationship experience: Once


Now...
Lets get going with you all casting your votes!!




You all have until...


the next time i blog...


which is SOON !!


So people,




LETS DO IT!!

Meng's My childhood

Yo peeps!!!

I was told by my mum that last time i was soooo good at striking poses...

At first i don't believe my mum...

Then just now i was looking thru my childhood photos and i laughed like @#$%^& !!!

I then had my photos catergorised into different styles...

Enjoy!!

Can't wait to see my childhood photo??

HaHa!!~~

Ok~~

Here goes!!

Mushroom Meng in Kindergarten

Cute Handsome meng

King james of the world !!

(me and my sis)

Titanic style??

Wacky me??

Small-sized Lebron James

haha....

Till next time...

ALL the best for the those having PROMO exams!!

Fuck Freak!!
I am so DAMN sad now...


not angry...


but sad...


here,

i congrat the following people who got a very good gpa for last sem...

Xuebin's 2 friends - 4

Pamela - 3.86

Aloysius~ - 3.74

(Face)Lian da - 3.6

here, my condolences to those who did do very well...
* their gpa will be kept confidential

Me

Mt

Wei

Yq

LAM

Now for the main topic!!

Imagination(II)

Imagination is a powerful thing that human beings cant live without...

We, human beings cant run away from it...

We, human beings dont need to run away to run away from it...

There is a saying that goes like this...

u cant stop it, join it

its free anyway~

-JJWu

What i am about to show u all is some story beyond ur wildest dream...

the original work can be found here

Here is my piece of my imagination work...

Once there lived a girl...

An average student ,

having an average relationship with her average boyfriend,

living an average life

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Or is it??

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

(In the lecture hall)

After lecture, the whole lecture hall remained seated and no one left.

Then, the lights slowly dims off...

And soothing music were heard.

Some people were playing violin.

Then, the lights shown on a man.

the average girl's boyfriend...

He walked up towards the girl slowly, and asked her to go with him to the stage.

When both of them were on the stage,

The man knelt down and proposed to her.

The man reached in his pocket and took out a diamond ring

Will you marry me dear??

The man then closed his eyes, anxiously anticipating for the long awaited "i do " to be said

The average girl just stood there, most probably surprised and moved by her boyfriend's actions...

bitting her delicate pink lips,with her hands behind her back...

Then, she finally opened her mouth...

all the people in the lecture hall was on the edge of their seats...with all their attentions on the average girl...

"Huh~~Yi ding 结婚 ~"

Everyone including the man was shocked...speechless at that moment

From a distance in the lecture hall, a soft laughter can be heard...

suddenly, someone from the lecture hall was clapping...

"You did great ah hoot!..."

The man was confused and puzzled...

Its you again Face!!

Dont come here and ruin everything!!

Face shows no signs of fear on his face..

he then started to laugh again..

HAHAHA~~!!

No one can resist my face mask!!

Silky smooth..silky smooth face~!!

The man, scared that the average girl might get face mask-ed and getting into unnecessary treatment, quickly grab hold of her hand and attempts to escape from the side door of the hall...

The man hold onto the girl's hand and pulled her but to his surprise, the girl din move a bit...

Then, the average girl stared right at the man's eyes and ding ge-ed for 6 seconds before she head butt-ed the man...

The man was crying, shaking with fear and disappointment...

but why dear??

the girl smiled...

she lifted up her right hand and uses her fingers to rub on her neck area...

slowly, the mask starts to peel off ...

revealing the face of underneath the mask!!

Its AH HOOT!!

The man got the hell of a shock of his life...

his jaws dropped to the ground

he started to have all his intestines to thrown out of his extended mouth...

his body started to burn by itself and within seconds he was vaporised and vanished into thin air...

What a sad and tragic ending...

Nobody would want that to happen..do u?

So what can u do to prevent such from happening?

Use Customise Face Mask proudly brought to u by Face...

Its a mask that can be custom made into the face of others!!

It also does the effect of a facial face mask, leaving behind a clear, white and supple face!!

Try it!!

You got to try it to believe it!!

For any enquiries,

Please contact Face at the following

http://facelecturehall.blogspot.com/

Lebron, signing off...

CHARGING BREAKING NEWS!! & Highlight 0f the day

Disclaimer:

The photos u are abt to see later have some gore content and as the owner of this blog, i strongly advise you to be 101% mentally prepared.

Those who have a weak heart or are weak yourself, u are advised to type alt + tab .

Exemption clause:

I, JJWu/Lebron/Meng/CK , will not be held liable for any personal injuries, any form of disorder(shaking, crying, falling down, ding ge-ing, floating away,...) or for any damage or loss howsoever caused.

This is my toe now...

DAMN painful !!

And why it is so painful??

Cos the toe nail is coming off !!

DAMN!!

I will have to see a doctor to get my toenail professionally removed sooner or later...

*sigh...

Now for MY highlight for today...

Today, i was playing bball with Tony, Mt, Wei, Xb, Yq, Sperm, Zhiqian, Xc, Zw, Kavan...

Then they came...

5 old men: Hey...play best-kate-boy ?? 5 on 5

Note that they are wearing jerseys and they seemed serious...as if they were to trash us

Ancient old man Xb : i ok de...

*stroking his white beard and smiling, revealing his ancient wrinkles...

Feather Yq : I anything...

*holding on to the basketball rim as he tried to not float away with the sudden breeze

Long Arms Of JusticeKavan : hao...

*suddenly ran towards wei and steals the ball from wei's hands as he was ding ge-ing

MushroomMt : lai~

*he fell to the ground when he was just standing there...

Me : Hmm...ok ba~





At first i was shaking with fear expecting tht that they will put a good fight...

But i was wrong...

They were disappointing...

The match ended with the victory going to us...

Highlight!!

The opponent somehow grab hold of the offensive rebound when he was at abt midway of the basket and the 3-point line...

I saw the opportunity...

I seized the opportunity...

I charged ran towards him and tapped the ball off his hands up to the sky

At that spilt second, i grabbed hold of the ball and goes for a fast break...

At that moment, all rest cant keep up with my average meng speed and dropped down on the ground vomiting their lungs out...

*sigh

i don't mean to hurt anyone...

There was only 1 or 2 weakling(s) opponent(s) in front of me blocking my way to success...

Then, using the speed i was goin, i charged penetrated thru the weak defence, adsorbing the contact and finishing the fast break with a dunk meng layup...

PS: i was experiencing minor cramps at my both calves and suffering from the toenail injury...

Luckily i had cramps and injury,

having to get 50% power of my charge fast break won't kill them,

but sad to say they will have to be bed-ridden for the rest of their lifes...

I am sorry...

Ok...

i have to end this post le...

Byebye~!!

*PS : If you are feeling scared or having a heart attack due to fear of meng, please see a doctor...

STRESS AND HALL OF FAME!!

I am soooo damn stressed out(in..back..front..) now!!

Monday i will be shaking getting my past semester exam's results!!

You won't be able to know how i am feeling now, left alone understanding it...

I am feeling...

anxious...

scared...

meng...

anti-dota...

dunking...

.

.

Ohya...

and the following wednesday will be when i choose my class timetable for next semester

DAMN SIAN NOW!!

why??

Cos i will be working!!

THATS WHY!!

My registration timeslot starts in the afternoon...

As choosing of the class timetable is a first come first serve basis,

I tink by the time i logged in and choose, all the good timetables will be taken..

sad...

Today at work out of boredom,

I came up with a small hall of fame...

Its not abt people,

Its not abt any other living organisms,

And definately not abt feathers,

Its ALL about customization!! paper clips!!

This small clip...

Small but strong...

This long fellow can take on a lot at a time!!

This is the cross breed of the small fellow and the long fellow...

Strong...

This is the legend of the hall of fame...

Strong yet elegant,

shiny yet non-slippery...

Ok~

Thats all people!!

BBALL Tml at blccnear jp!!

WOHOOO!!!

Part-time jobs & mooncake

Ever since i put this as my nick,

"Interested in taking part-time work at the zoo??can contact me at 9_ _ _ _ _ _ _ "


, i have been receiving sms-es and people nudging me in msn,


asking me for more details abt the job...





Ok...


Basically, i am NOT quite sure about the job...




The following details are from my sis as she once working at the zoo and she was the one telling me that the zoo is recruiting...




Work scope : Ushering & crowd control..etc


Working experience needed? : Don't know


Pay : *Confidential
*pm me in msn


Transport : Not provided





ok...


Thats all my sis told me...





For more details,

call them or sacrifice some of ur time and make ur way down to the admin office at the zoo...





Sanks Thanks








Today at the dept i am working, one of my colleagues there bought mooncakes for all of us...


so touched T.T

This is the first mooncake...

Tink was custard-flavoured...
Still have gold sheet on top seh~!!
NICE!!






This is the 2nd one...

The Very very thin layer of the 冰皮, with the green tea paste inside was just delicious~~




This is the good part...
in the green tea paste, there was this white marble made of white chocolate with...
white chocolate + liquor in it !!

And the taste was Heavenly~






This is the 3rd mooncake which i brought hme...

Its also given by my dear colleague




A BIG thanks to them!!




Before i end this post,

i shall share with your guys one of the dirty obsence jokes i heard heard from my colleagues...

A ：男人要成功需要那两 '粒 '？？





B : Waliao...Mai 'A' leh~!







A : I am 'A'


* 'A' ≠ name
'A' is a term describing a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior



You are the one 'A' lor!!

男人最需要毅力 & 努力... ...


=.=''

Till next time...

There are many questions popping up in my mind that is killing me...

Here goes...

Dota..should i?

Is dota really such a nice game??






Should i play dota???






Will dota really as GREAT as told by others(especially TT-Team Temptation) ?






Play dota??






Will i get addicted by playing dota??






Will my studies get affected??







Will my friends leave me??






Will my family abandon me??






Should i really play dota???







Will..







will...







wi....









NEVER (note: it is the biggest font size)




Yes you din't see it wrongly or sth...

i am here to tell u all( especially TT ) that i am not interested in computer games, and it applies to dota as well...

not in the past

not now

not later

not in the future either!!


i can see that every member in TT had put in their effort, committed to achieving their mission, vision, .... they had set when starting TT...

From deep down inside, i admire their courage ...

but i am really sad to say that i will have to disappoint them ...

Just a piece of advise to TT,

The higher the expectations,
the harder the fall,
Put down your sabre and become Buddha
(放下屠刀，立地成佛 )

BYE...
~.~v

ok...

abt today...

More About My Work

Was better than i expected...

The people there are very friendly,

the work i do is still managable,

the pay was quite ok,

transport provided,

8am -5pm are my working hours...but i can choose to work OT until 9pm!!

$ . $

So..

Those who wana jio me on wk days de ah...

i can only meet u all after 5pm...

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Ok...

After staring at the computer monitor for the whole morning and afternoon,

i just wana go and rest my eyes now...

Till next time

Bye bye=)

Hey people!!



If you all are wondering where have i been busy abt during the wkend...

Wkend Highlights

Saturday

Went to Highpoint charity event(funfair)

i had to report at the place(adjunied) at 8am but i reached the place at 7.35am!!




i was like

WTH??Shit man...too early reach liao..



There was this incident i remembered very clearly that happened to me during the event...




It goes like this...




I was in charged of the redeem booth and one time there was this boy...


he was abt 3-4 years old
he was the cuttiest little boy i have ever seen...

just too bad that i din take a photo of him that day

he was looking at a toy car(not bigger than ur palm)

Boy:

Boy: i want the car~

Me: The car is for 15 points

Me: Erh..how many points do you have boy?

Boy: 5 points..

Boy: i want the car~(sounded like he is gonna cry)

*Me shaking*
i dont know wad to do at that point man...

Me: Erh..ask ur mum to get more points to redeem for the car ok?...

Boy : Don't have already...

Then the boy just walked away...

Until now i still feel very guilty for not giving the boy the toy car...

Today
i went with part b yishun for NCC shooting practice...

And wei lun came back and acc us for practice too...

Mr Chia was like...
" Wow...what a suprise...And u slimmed down...by quite alot!! "

And i was added..
" Yes i agree...u really slimmed down..."

=.=''

After that i went to xb hse to meet xb, yq, wei, mt and face...

They were playing dota,
so i went to the sofa at the living rm to sleep while they are never-learning

At one point of time i woke up and realising that there was a thumbdrive in my hands
It was the same thumbdrive wei had and which it got the dota game...

Haiy~

They still think that they can tempt me to play dota...

I just hack care and left the thumbdrive on the table and continue sleeping...

Plan failed once again...So sad...

Dats all for today...
Going to start work tml so i wana get an early rest

Bye people!!

I got a new job

Hmm...
i dono how should i put it...

i am suppose to be overwhelmed with joy but...

not quite actually...

I am now happy+nervous+scared !!

I just hope that i can be up for the job starting on monday...
*shaking with fear*

And if you are curious abt what is the my new job,

these are the brief descriptions...

Nature: Logistic

Position: Logistic assistant

Pay: Confidential

Duration: 1 month

Workplace: 25th bus stop from bus interchange(like WTH??)

Ya..
Thats all i can tell u all abt my job..

Anyways...

Me: What is the 2 things that guys worry abt??

Anonymous: "Of cause is Money & Woman lah..."

Come on...
Thats retarded...
Who thought ed that??

thats TOTALLY wrong...

This is the ACTUAL one...

The answer is Money and...Tony of cause...

Who wouldn't worry abt offending Tony??

Consequences

*Caution - DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR ANYWHERE!!*

Haiy...

*sniff sniff

ok~

Thats marks the end of this post...

Bye people!!

Phey~


Finally back home


What a tiring & boring day...

Muscle aches ≠ Meng

My chest muscle aches hurts like HELL man...

In the morning, i went to fuhua for NCC...

Went with an empty stomach people...





Wazz this~


Asked eugene and shannon to buy me some food before comin training, but they din buy cos they say they no money...

=.=''


and they told me only when they reached fuhua...


lol


In the end I tahan-ed all the way thru training...


i won't let some growling of my empty stomach hinder my enthu-ness towards NCC...





ok..crap...





Before the training, i already felt the slight ache at my chest muscle area, but i thought its just tightness and will be fine after some push-ups as warm-ups





But i am wrong...





The first 20 odd push-ups still ok...


but when doin the next 30 odd push-ups, i can feel the pain at my chest muscle area...


(ok...i dont have breast cancer or sth..choYY!!)


then the pain got worse when i went with eugene to the fitness corner to do some pull-ups and *dips


*Dip is when u lower ur body by bending arms. When slight stretch is felt in chest or shoulders push body up until arms are straight and repeat.

I cant even do any of those...

When i try to use the chest muscle, the pain was indescribable...

After NCC, i got home to change and met up with kang, mt, yq, wei and lian da at wei's hse...

At wei's hse its so BORING...

Wei, yq and & lian da were neverlearn-ing (dota)

Mt and kang were xbox360-ing (nba '08)

Then after,
yq tags mt

Then i was like =.=''

cos i don't play dota and don't play xbox...

They while yq tags with yq, mt discretely told wei to pass me his thumbdrive, which have the game, dota in it..

I seen thru their evil/cunning plot and str away rejected them immediately...

Come on~
With that level of cunning-ness u wan to tempt me play dota??

*sigh

Go home learn from xb for another 100000 years then say ba...

After that we went near wei's hse to play 30mins of bball...

At that point, i missed all my shots from the free throw line and mostly are nothing but air...

The muscle ache is just killing me man...



hmmm...
Will be very busy for the remaining days of this week

Friday(Tomorrow)
Morning (10-1330hrs) - Going for high point charity event rehearsal adjunied
Afternoon (Straight after) - Meet tony and the rest at queensway shopping centre
Evening - Having dinner with family

Saturday
Morning+Afternoon (8-1600hrs) - High point charity event @ adjunied

Sunday
Morning (9-12.30pm) - shooting practice @yishun


~Wish that i can start work by next wk~

Ok i gtg le...
To all seating for olevels/promo exams , ALL THE BEST and may u all get the results u hoped for!!

Jiayou!!

Today was still the same...no work...

Still anxiously waiting for the job agency to call me...

BasketBall & My psychological age

In the afternoon, i met up with tony, yq, mt, wei, kavan, sperm, zw for basketball at the bball court near jp...

Initially we planned to play basketball at blcc...but this BIG shotstar asked if he could join us and he can only play at the court near jp...

And guess who this BIG star was is??
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Come On??

Still need to guess??


Without any bit of doubt,

it must be.....

the strong...

the manly...

the every best sharpshooter in this planet...

Lebron James!! Tony

But then we really appreciated him for taking his precious time to join us for basketball today

Now i will...*rolled my eyes(翻白眼)*
Why are you still seating down??....kneel down on ur knees now and listen !!

Now i will tell u...

Tony's great question of wisdom for us to ponder on...

Do you know why people don't success succeed in life??



Now for my psychological age..

我的精神年齡(my psychological age) 45歲


與您實際年齡差(my psychological age - actual age ) 28歲


幼稚度(How naive am i) 52％



成熟度(How mature am i) 57％



老化度(How old am i??) 75％


ok~
if u guys wana check out what is Your psychological age, click here!!

bye people!!
stay cool~

Hey people!!

The old me is back...

Emo no more...

Imagination

Today i went to the job recruitment agency to have them to help me find a job, as i don't wana waste any more time finding...
I was accompanied by yq, mt, face and wei...

Ok..Every time i am with them, there will be no one stopping us from crapping...

At the agency, when we were filling up the forms, we started to talk about our special talents...

Then, we start to imagine how should we 'impress' them if the interviewer ask for our qualifications and other talents

What might happen if she ask:

Interviewer: Okok...this interview will be a quick one...lets start by having everyone to say about what other qualifications and/or talents apart from the ones u have written in the form...

Yq: (seemed very agitated and shaking vigorously..)oH!!OH!! i can float in mid air due to my feather-like weight!! *pointing at window* Open the window now!! i'll show it to u!!

*Me and the rest quickly grab hold of him*

Mt: (holding very tightly on me and wei's shoulder, his legs shaking) erh i can...

*All of a sudden, he fell to the floor despite holding tight to me and wei*

Wei: ....

*wei said nothing...he just stand there and ding-ge*

Me: What the?!

*Seeing wei just standing there ding-ge-ing, i charged him to help him recover from ding-ge-ing...*

*The interviewer stunned...her face looked so pale*

Face: Aww.. look at ur face!!...u seriously need some counselling and some of my facial mask *Take out a facial mask out of his bag, went up to the interviewer and put the facial mask on her face*

ok~

Going to play bball with yq all agn...

Most probably not having game 4 tml due to lack of players...

But if You wana join us, 2pm at BLCC...

JJWu signing off~