TO ALL READERS READING THIS BLOG!!!

ARE YOU A FUTURE NGEE ANN POLY YEAR 1?
(regardless whether were you from Fuhua Secondary School or not)


ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN SCHOOL OF BUSINESS AND ACCOUNTANCY?
(where there are lots of chio bus and hunks and most imptly, me )


ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN BUSINESS STUDIES?
(Like me!! )




PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU ARE !!!


Add me in msn : bryanx_148@hotmail.com


Nudge me in msn, skype me(i have skype, but i don't use it), tagg me at my tagboard, to tell me !!


Advantages:
1. Make a new friend, if you don't know me'
2. Make some brothers in ngee ann
- Free Facial treatments
3. I can intro friends for you...
4. I might intro you to someone that will be with you for the rest of ur life...
5. I can tour u around the campus
6. I can lobang you to used (business)textbooks at half prices!!!!


Disadvantages:
1. Your new friend is me
2. The 'Brothers' you will make will be immature childish
3. I don't know much chio bus in ngee ann
4. That 'someone' might be Sonny Phua(bstats lecturer/tutor)
5. I can't even bring Tony to Ourspace to collect the goodie bags
6. Lobangs are a first-come-first-serve basis, once sold, no refund...

-While stocks last-

JJWu say BYEBYE~~!!!

hey everybody~~~~

too many things in my hand to do,
CATS & ITB & BCOMM Projects deadlines & presentation preparations, 30% OBSE final test,


ALL ARE DUE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!


@#$%^&*(*&^#@




*Breath innnnnn....


*Breath outtt.......




Now for the topic for the day,

CATS- Creative Applied Thinking Skills

CATS, is one of the non-business modules i took this semester in np...


This module taught us abt using of brainstorming techniques to come up with new and creative ideas...


And before the last 2nd week of CATS,
We were to do a reflection on ''How has CAT helped me to be more creative”


What i did for the reflection was to rewrite the lyrics of a song...


Here's the masterpiece...

More Than Words- CATS version

Saying I’m grateful

Is not all the words I want to say to you

It’s not that I’m not grateful

But because that it’s not all I want you to know

How easy to say that you’re creative and wonderful

More than words is all you have to do to make it real

Then you will make my day Happy for me

Like walking on rainbow

What would I do if there’s no CATS and you

More than words to show I feel

That my love for CATS is real

What would I say if you took my CATS away

Then you couldn’t make things new

Just by saying ''I hate you''

More than words

Now that I’ve a problem what to do and how to understand

All I have to do is close my eyes

And just use CATS techniques and solve it

Hold them close don’t ever let them go

More than words is all I ever needed to show

Then I wouldn’t have to say that I’m not creative

Cos Id already don’t

What would I do if there’s no CATS and you

More than words to show I feel

That my love for CATS is real

What would I say if you took my CATS away

Then you couldn’t make things new

Just by saying ''I hate you''

More than words

I tht mine was very creative liao...
When...
I saw this...

How has CAT helped me to be more creative


The journey with CATS has been very interesting for me. Despite sounding like cats, CATS has absolutely nothing to do with the little furry monster that you can find in some people’s house. In fact, the only similarities you can find is that CATS is a capitalised version of cats. Yes, CATS don’t pee on your floor, neither do they claw your furniture. CATS don’t hop around and make noise. CATS is great. We all love CATS, truly.

On one hand, CATS teaches us how to spawn out ideas to solve problems. On the second hand, it demands the best and only the best solution to solve our problems. On the third hand, we don’t know what is the best solution. After all, how would a cat know what is the best way to assault a person?

Would a vertical slash on his face be best, or would a horizontal slash on his chest be better? Such questions are forced to stroll into our head every time. Each of this time, we are to pray that there is no dog in the vicinity, or else CATS are going down.
Also, we need to present what we have discovered. As such, much thought has to be given on how would we show what we have done to our CAT. The hard work, ingenuity and superior wit and CAT skills we have executed on our CAT should be presented in a way that fits it. Therefore, much work needs to be done.

Ultimately, CAT has shown us the steps necessary to identify, solve and evaluate a problem. Now, we just need to copy what we have done for CATS in the rest of our lives, so that we can live happy ever after. I need 10 more words, now less, now even less. And now, I am done and can live happily ever after. Good day.

Ohya, this "How has CAT helped me to be more creative " reflection was done by kang, from JJC...

JJWu tio owned, says byebye and HAPPY CHINESE YEAR!!

少年杯

Today, during my S&W(Sports and Wellness) lesson,
Almost ALL the girls from my class PON-ed today's lesson...


Only 3 girls turned up today...




With only 11 guys and 3 girls, the coach told the guys to have full court 5v5 game..


the 3 girls were sitting alongside with the coach during the game(cunning), and the 1 guy was a bench player for one of the team...





I should say, my teammates did great in terms of grabbing the rebounds and helping when one of our teammates was being double team-ed...


I think that today's game was fun


and i confessed that i played quite ok~ ^~^


After the lesson, i was chatting with Face and another of my fren when the coach approached...


At that point, i was overwhelmed by the NP Head Coach's aura


Coach: How old are you?
Me: =.='' 17+
Coach: Are you formerly from ur secondary school's basketball team?
Me(Blushing): erh no...
Coach: where you stay?
Me: Taman Jurong
Coach: Orhh....you play for the TamanJurong CC's basketball team?
Me(secretly laughing~): haha..no..i just play with my frens during my free time
Coach: you know what is 少年杯?
Me: Sorry..no..
Coach: you wana play for the 少年杯? under 19 category de...
Me: It sounded like a national competition and i will be expecting pros from different well-known school team...I dont think i am up for to...
Coach: Well, you dont have to be very good to play for 少年杯..


OWNED!!!!




In the end i din give an answer to the coach's question...
Of whether i wana join and play for 少年杯 anot...


But i doubt that i will join...


To achieve succeedsuccess,
commitment will be expected from you,
most of your time will have to be sacrificed,


i dont tink i am up for it...


i am just happy that my basketball skills was noticed by the coach...




Justice Wu happily signed off~

Before i start on today's post,

Thank you all for giving me the encouragement i needed for the past few days..

Its been REALLY a crazy week, bad things happened, presentations and deadlines to meet...

Without your support and encouragement, i don't know how would i survive this past few days..

Eddy,

Derek Chan,

Yi Shen,

Yee cheng,

Brothers from Part D'07

Andy,

Jacq,

Shuna,

Serena,

Cherwin,

Darren Ong,

Zhiqiang,

All rest that consoled me that i din mention..sorry for that..

Thank You all...

He will always live in our hearts

Well, today the topic of my post may sound weird in some ways or another,

but believe me, ITS THE TRUTH !!!!!

MT = GAY???

I vividly remembered the first day i met him,

Mt then was, although not as manly as me Tony,

but deep inside him we can sense the tee nee wee nee bit of manliness,

But ever since we went to Ngee ann poly,

Brothers and i kinda noticed something...WEIRD...

Early Signs include:

Keeping long hair,

Taking twit photos,

Naming his group as 'Sunshine'

Begging Face for Facial creams, Facial masks...

Wearing skirts to school

And recently,

it gone worse...

He suddenly have this hobby/liking for taking photos of wei...

Don't Believe?

See for yourself...

What's happening to you, Mt?...

We don't hope to call you Sister instead of Brother...

Any suggestions to help Mt?

Offer your suggestions at my tagboard please~!!!

On behalf of Brothers, I thank you !!

JJWu says: Justice served !!

From strangers, to best friends

Joked together,

Laugh together,

Doing 'shit' together,

'One For All, All For One' together,

You treated everyone so truthfully,

We can always count on you to get things done,

You have became an irreplaceable part of our life..

Farewell my friend,

Edward Tay

(1991-2009)

Rest In Peace

You will always live in our hearts

Hey people...








I have made up my mind...








Came to a conclusion...








Lets blog!!!

Jokes that i heard since my 'break' from blogging...

Its been some time since i last blogged...




lots of things happened...




lots of lies told in icanttellyoumyblog.blogspot.com...




lots of chio bus who 吃-ed my tofu...



lots of ''brothers fighting over girls...''




lots of ''不要讲liao...later mt blog say you say liao...''




sigh...




Thanks everyone who gave expressed their concern to my blog...




Eunice

Darren Ong


Brothers

And the list goes on...




Thanks you guys..

Appreciated




To start of the 2nd post of 2009,




i would like to share some jokes/pranks i experienced when i was away...




Joke 1:

I have a friend in my class called Glenn,

He, being ''Anorexic'' looking,

would always joke with Charles about charles's size/weight

There was this one joke that was really...


Glenn: Hey charles...

Charles: ??

Glenn: Hey..erh...don you know why the earth is revolving?

Charles: =.='' Its because of the newton law, stating that...

Glenn: nono...cos you are walking on earth...GET IT?? GET IT??

Charles: I really dono what to say...

Joke 2:

One time my class and i were on our way to our next lesson...

ZQ was out of his mind challenged Mikhail, a National Muay Thai Boxer who won for Singapore numerous awards, to a showdown...

ZQ: ARGH~~

*ZQ walking to the side of Mikhail

Mikhail: ??

ZQ: MIKHAIL!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN!!!!

*Phone rang

Ah Hoot: Fa Dian~

ZQ: ?? WHO ARE YOU??

Ah Hoot: huh~ dono who i am~

*Hang up

Mikhail wrapped his sausage arms around ZQ's neck

I and the rest of the class was stunned...

Me(whispering): 阿弥陀佛

This was when something unexpected happened...

Mikhail: ZQ, whats wrong ZQ??

*His tone of voice was gentle and nothing like him motherly...

ZQ's anger suddenly vanished

ZQ: i am just angry...

Mikhail: Angry about what?

ZQ: Angry that you are taller than me...

Mikhail: Then does that means you hate the whole class?

OWNED

Joke 3:

After bcomm lesson, we packed our bags and headed to the Makan Place for lunch...

Mr Maltz, my bcomm teacher so happened to be heading to the Makan Place, to have lunch with his colleague...

ZQ: Hey cher~!

Mr Maltz: Hey dent~!

ZQ: HUH?~

Mr Maltz: what?

ZQ: What you mean by 'dent' ?

Mr Maltz: You don't get it? You all(Student) call me(teacher) cher, i call you all dent !!

=.=''

*faint

Joke of the year all-time :

I attended the np-fhss welcome tea session in np just few days ago...

when i was halfway playing Daidee with brothers,

Sipei(Screamed): HEY!! JJWu!! Look!!

Me: HUH?

Brothers: HAHAHAHAHA!!! ANOTHER VICTIM!!!

Me: WTF???!!!!

*Phone rang

Ah Hoot: HUH~ KYKY~

Me: HUH~ SEE YOU IN RP~

Ah Hoot: FAR DIAAANNN~!!

*Hang up

Me: WALIAO EH...DELETE BLOG LIAO LOR...

Sipei: HAHA!! RELAX~!! I AM THE KYKY!!!...

Me: REALLY AH? PHEW~~~

Sipei: your reaction was classic man~

Me: =.=''

OWNED!!

Well,

hoped you all have enjoyed this post and see you all agn soon~!!

JJWu 重出江湖~!!

HEY PEOPLE~~!!!!!!

Lost interest in blogging?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!




Ytd's brother's outing to East Coast Park was a success...
just that xb and sperm cant join us...


sad


Although i had read mt's posts and discovered quite a few lies untruthfulness typo errors,
Overall, i still think that mt did quite a fairly good job,
able to recall almost every little things that happened...
sacrificing his time uploading pictures and blogging about almost everything that happened...


For the photos and more of what happened for the brother's outing,
Click -->http://www.icanttellumyblog.blogspot.com/


To me, blogging now seems to be more of a chore than a way to destress...


At this stage now, blogging issit for my sake already,
its something like a non graded, non academic assignment being given to me to do,


Thinking back to what i had said few months agn,
http://naiveisavirtue.blogspot.com/2008/07/blogging-and-cunning-ok.html


i personally think that my command of English doesn't show any sign of improvements since day i started blogging in 2006...






So here i ask each and everyone who is reading this to help me...


Tell me whether i should continue blogging,
or to give up on this blog and close it down?


Tell me how you feel and send it to me bryanx_148@hotmail.com


Do include your name, address, and ur comment on this blog if you want me to continue this blog...


you vote, you decide, you are in control...


JJWu's last post ?