CHARGING BREAKING NEWS!! & Highlight 0f the day

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The photos u are abt to see later have some gore content and as the owner of this blog, i strongly advise you to be 101% mentally prepared.

Those who have a weak heart or are weak yourself, u are advised to type alt + tab .

Exemption clause:

I, JJWu/Lebron/Meng/CK , will not be held liable for any personal injuries, any form of disorder(shaking, crying, falling down, ding ge-ing, floating away,...) or for any damage or loss howsoever caused.

This is my toe now...

DAMN painful !!

And why it is so painful??

Cos the toe nail is coming off !!

DAMN!!

I will have to see a doctor to get my toenail professionally removed sooner or later...

*sigh...

Now for MY highlight for today...

Today, i was playing bball with Tony, Mt, Wei, Xb, Yq, Sperm, Zhiqian, Xc, Zw, Kavan...

Then they came...

5 old men: Hey...play best-kate-boy ?? 5 on 5

Note that they are wearing jerseys and they seemed serious...as if they were to trash us

Ancient old man Xb : i ok de...

*stroking his white beard and smiling, revealing his ancient wrinkles...

Feather Yq : I anything...

*holding on to the basketball rim as he tried to not float away with the sudden breeze

Long Arms Of JusticeKavan : hao...

*suddenly ran towards wei and steals the ball from wei's hands as he was ding ge-ing

MushroomMt : lai~

*he fell to the ground when he was just standing there...

Me : Hmm...ok ba~





At first i was shaking with fear expecting tht that they will put a good fight...

But i was wrong...

They were disappointing...

The match ended with the victory going to us...

Highlight!!

The opponent somehow grab hold of the offensive rebound when he was at abt midway of the basket and the 3-point line...

I saw the opportunity...

I seized the opportunity...

I charged ran towards him and tapped the ball off his hands up to the sky

At that spilt second, i grabbed hold of the ball and goes for a fast break...

At that moment, all rest cant keep up with my average meng speed and dropped down on the ground vomiting their lungs out...

*sigh

i don't mean to hurt anyone...

There was only 1 or 2 weakling(s) opponent(s) in front of me blocking my way to success...

Then, using the speed i was goin, i charged penetrated thru the weak defence, adsorbing the contact and finishing the fast break with a dunk meng layup...

PS: i was experiencing minor cramps at my both calves and suffering from the toenail injury...

Luckily i had cramps and injury,

having to get 50% power of my charge fast break won't kill them,

but sad to say they will have to be bed-ridden for the rest of their lifes...

I am sorry...

Ok...

i have to end this post le...

Byebye~!!