Hey people...








I have made up my mind...








Came to a conclusion...








Lets blog!!!

Jokes that i heard since my 'break' from blogging...

Its been some time since i last blogged...




lots of things happened...




lots of lies told in icanttellyoumyblog.blogspot.com...




lots of chio bus who 吃-ed my tofu...



lots of ''brothers fighting over girls...''




lots of ''不要讲liao...later mt blog say you say liao...''




sigh...




Thanks everyone who gave expressed their concern to my blog...




Eunice

Darren Ong


Brothers

And the list goes on...




Thanks you guys..

Appreciated




To start of the 2nd post of 2009,




i would like to share some jokes/pranks i experienced when i was away...




Joke 1:

I have a friend in my class called Glenn,

He, being ''Anorexic'' looking,

would always joke with Charles about charles's size/weight

There was this one joke that was really...


Glenn: Hey charles...

Charles: ??

Glenn: Hey..erh...don you know why the earth is revolving?

Charles: =.='' Its because of the newton law, stating that...

Glenn: nono...cos you are walking on earth...GET IT?? GET IT??

Charles: I really dono what to say...

Joke 2:

One time my class and i were on our way to our next lesson...

ZQ was out of his mind challenged Mikhail, a National Muay Thai Boxer who won for Singapore numerous awards, to a showdown...

ZQ: ARGH~~

*ZQ walking to the side of Mikhail

Mikhail: ??

ZQ: MIKHAIL!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN!!!!

*Phone rang

Ah Hoot: Fa Dian~

ZQ: ?? WHO ARE YOU??

Ah Hoot: huh~ dono who i am~

*Hang up

Mikhail wrapped his sausage arms around ZQ's neck

I and the rest of the class was stunned...

Me(whispering): 阿弥陀佛

This was when something unexpected happened...

Mikhail: ZQ, whats wrong ZQ??

*His tone of voice was gentle and nothing like him motherly...

ZQ's anger suddenly vanished

ZQ: i am just angry...

Mikhail: Angry about what?

ZQ: Angry that you are taller than me...

Mikhail: Then does that means you hate the whole class?

OWNED

Joke 3:

After bcomm lesson, we packed our bags and headed to the Makan Place for lunch...

Mr Maltz, my bcomm teacher so happened to be heading to the Makan Place, to have lunch with his colleague...

ZQ: Hey cher~!

Mr Maltz: Hey dent~!

ZQ: HUH?~

Mr Maltz: what?

ZQ: What you mean by 'dent' ?

Mr Maltz: You don't get it? You all(Student) call me(teacher) cher, i call you all dent !!

=.=''

*faint

Joke of the year all-time :

I attended the np-fhss welcome tea session in np just few days ago...

when i was halfway playing Daidee with brothers,

Sipei(Screamed): HEY!! JJWu!! Look!!

Me: HUH?

Brothers: HAHAHAHAHA!!! ANOTHER VICTIM!!!

Me: WTF???!!!!

*Phone rang

Ah Hoot: HUH~ KYKY~

Me: HUH~ SEE YOU IN RP~

Ah Hoot: FAR DIAAANNN~!!

*Hang up

Me: WALIAO EH...DELETE BLOG LIAO LOR...

Sipei: HAHA!! RELAX~!! I AM THE KYKY!!!...

Me: REALLY AH? PHEW~~~

Sipei: your reaction was classic man~

Me: =.=''

OWNED!!

Well,

hoped you all have enjoyed this post and see you all agn soon~!!

JJWu 重出江湖~!!